May 2013
kid-b:
i know you shouldnt judge people based on their music taste but the truth is that 99% of the time it works
unsuspecting-vans:
fasterfood:
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
smokeywithposey:
jojenobrien:
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
#we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien)
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
fruitpunchg:
fruitpunchg:
i’m so poor i can’t even pay attention
no wait i have ADHD
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe
me
drunktrophywife:
you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
sixtafoua:
I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated
OH SHIT JELLYFISH: angelicjace: tommilsom: Two... →
angelicjace:
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and…
percypan:
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
solubility:
the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself
eatasammich:
“you are what you eat”
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
canadianslut:
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
fasterfood:
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
toxic-ponies:
omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg
I have more conversations in my head than in real life
