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sluttyoliveoil: sluttyoliveoil: what does the teen boy say after murdering a man haha no...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:49:28 -0700

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:38:30 -0700

sixtafoua: I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:52 -0700

sixtafoua:

I’m not thirsty, I’m D-hydrated

OH SHIT JELLYFISH: angelicjace: tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:17:25 -0700

OH SHIT JELLYFISH: angelicjace: tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first...:

angelicjace:

tommilsom:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and…

percypan: THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:05:50 -0700

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

kristinemarija: is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:54:54 -0700

kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

solubility: the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical...

Mon, 20 May 2013 08:44:16 -0700

solubility:

the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 06:33:09 -0700

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Mon, 20 May 2013 04:22:12 -0700

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

Mon, 20 May 2013 02:12:02 -0700

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:49:35 -0700

i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself

chrisynova: best response to a sexist boyfriend

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:38:42 -0700

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

eatasammich: “you are what you eat”

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:27:42 -0700

eatasammich:

“you are what you eat”

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:16:47 -0700

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

canadianslut: sprays febreze on your attitude

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:06:04 -0700

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

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Sun, 19 May 2013 10:55:07 -0700

inkedtruly: HOW HAPPY DOES THAT FOX LOOK

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:44:19 -0700

inkedtruly:

HOW HAPPY DOES THAT FOX LOOK

fasterfood: “dad i got accepted into harvard!!” “son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u...

Sun, 19 May 2013 06:33:15 -0700

fasterfood:

“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”

“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”

thecouscousqueen: this is so clever i love it

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:22:20 -0700

thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

toxic-ponies: omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts...

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:11:20 -0700

toxic-ponies:

omfg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl in my class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg